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chore: fix spelling errors across the project (#10459)

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@@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ Chuck Norris once punched the ground to stop an earthquake. The resulting afters
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris once rounhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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@@ -342,7 +342,7 @@ Every time there's an earthquake, you know Chuck Norris is hungry. The earthquak
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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@@ -426,7 +426,7 @@ Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
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Taking Karate Lessons = $100, Buying MMA DVD's = $150, Subscribing to a UFC event = $50, Getting a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris = PRICELESS.
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@@ -452,7 +452,7 @@ The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup. it's knowing that Chuck N
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is metioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship.
The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is mentioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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@@ -468,7 +468,7 @@ The only way sharks will come near CN underwater is when CN is inside of a cage.
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The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris.
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The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequal "The Last Skull Bender".
The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequel "The Last Skull Bender".
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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